Math Jokes: Funny Jokes About Mathematics

Top Math Jokes and quotes.

Types of Triangle (Math Joke)

Remember triangles in the Maths subject in school. Every child has to learn about triangles in Maths.

Here’s a funny answer written by one kid to a question.

The question was state 4 types of triangles:

And the student wrote:

• Acute triangle
• Obtuse triangle
• Isosceles triangle
• Love triangle

The wrong answer is obvious. Perhaps the student watches too many Hindi movies.

Math Joke on Infinity

Santoor Effect of Engineering Math-3

A Girl Enters in Engineering 3rd Sem Exam.
When She Sits She Realises that She Forgot to Bring Her Pen…

A Little Cute girl Comes to Her and Says..
“Mummy Take Your Pen”

All the Guys in the Exam Hall..
“Ha!!!.. Mummy…??”

Does it remind you of the Santoor advt that is regularly shown on Television? Well, in this case its not the effect of Santoor….but Maths-3, the subject that most Engineering students in India dread.

Moral:- Its not the Effect of Santoor….

Its Because of “Maths-3”

I Met My Math Teacher (Joke)

I met one of my Maths teacher last week, we greeted and he asked for directions to ICICIbank.

I told him make a 360 turn and walk for like 1.8 meters, then find the coefficient of X using Pythagoras theorem and round it up to the nearest tens. You will see a big pharmacy which is perpendicular to your right, then make an obtuse angle turn, you will see the bank at a distance of about the logarithm of 7 and using four figure table to the Anti- log.

Let him feel what I felt when I was in school. I think he should be lost by now.

Funny Math Quotes

There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who are good at Math, and those who aren’t.

Math: Mental Abuse to humans (for those who hate maths)

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

You have to be ODD to be number One.

Never argue with a 90 degree angle, because its always right.

Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.

English must be mastered before Maths

A little boy was doing maths homework, saying to himself…

2+5, the son of bitch is 7

3+6, the son of bitch is 9

His mother heard this & shockingly asked, “What r u doing?”

Boy: “Doing my maths homework”

Mom: “Is this how your teacher taught you?”

Boy: “Yes”!

Infuriated mother called the teacher:
Are you teaching maths to children by saying… 2+2, the son of bitch is 4?

Teacher started laughing & answered:
“What I taught them was… 2+2 THE SUM OF WHICH IS 4.” !!!

Moral: PHONETICS is important …

English must be mastered before Maths…

Out of the box thinking

Teacher wrote on the board,
36x + yx, 2/3yx + 3x (66y + 12x).b =0
He turned to BAWAJI and said, “Solve the problem.”
BAWAJI picked the duster, cleaned the board and said,
“Problem solved!
😆😆😆… Some of our problems require such solutions.

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